Hey Friends,
Welcome to Funny Friday!!! I pray you all are having a wonderful start to your weekend. This week has been filled with unexpected blessings and fruitful experiences. God has been rewarding me for my growth and it has been absolutely beautiful. My frustration and anxiety have been down AND I taught a small group for the very first time at my church. It went really well and I can’t wait to do it again. It may seem small, but one thing I am learning is to celebrate the small stuff; that is what makes life more enjoyable.
Ok! Enough about me. Let’s get to why you’re really here. Time to laugh your butt off with today’s joke brought to you by www.Inspire21.com.
1st grader answers
A first-grade teacher had twenty-five students in her Clarkston, MI class. She presented each child in her class the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It’s hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading, keep in mind that these are just 6-year-olds because the last one is classic.
1. Don’t change horses……………………… until they stop.
2. Strike while the……………………………. bug is close.
3. It’s always darkest before………………. Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of….. termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but……. how?
6. Don’t bite the hand that………………… looks dirty.
7. No news is…………………………………… impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a……………………. Mister.
9. You can’t teach an old dog new………. math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll…….. stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust……………………………… me.
12. The pen is mightier than the…………. pigs.
13. An idle mind is……………………………. the best way to relax.
14. Where there’s smoke there’s………… pollution.
15. Happy the bride who…………………….gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is…………………………. not much.
17. Two’s company, three’s………………… the Musketeers
18. Don’t put off till tomorrow what……. you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs
with you, cry and……………………….. you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as……………. Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not……. spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don’t succeed…………… get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only
what you………………………………….. see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind lead the blind……….. get out of the way.
25. Better late than………………………….. pregnant.
Thank you all for sticking with me and I pray you all have a safe and wonderful weekend. Love you all and please remember to pray for one another.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. -Mark Twain
Hahahaha….that last one was too funny!
Thanks for sharing!
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Always my pleasure. Thank you for stopping by. I pray you are having a wonderful day! 🙂
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😂😂😂 Number 6, 21 and 25 killed me 😂😂
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Hahaha, I know right. Thank you for stopping by. I pray you are having a wonderful day. 🙂
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You’re welcome. It was a wonderful day indeed.
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Oh Lord.. you got us both in stitches 🤣🤣😂
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Hahaha, Im so glad you and the Mrs enjoyed it. I pray you both are having a wonderful day 🙂
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We’re as fine as frog hair 😉
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Hahahaha!
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Haha…oh the world through the eyes of a 6 year old! Such insight too!
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Hahaha, I know right. Thank you reading. Im so glad you enjoyed it.
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Very amusing! I am surprised 1st graders could write this well.
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Haha! I am too. Thank you for stopping by. I’m so glad you enjoyed it. Have a wonderful day ❤️
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