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Funny Friday: Kids Giving Life Advice

Hey Friends,

Welcome to Friday!! What an honor and blessing to see such a wonderful day. Please enjoy today’s Funny Friday brought to you by Surfer Sam.  I pray each of you is having a beautiful, blessed day.

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CHILDREN TELL US THE FACTS OF LIFE

  • Mary Anne: No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
  • Keesha: When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
  • Ryan: If your sister hits you, don’t hit her back. They always catch the second person.
  • Michael: Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.
  • Allison: You can’t trust dogs to watch your food.
  • Cody: Don’t sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
  • Sylvia: Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
  • Jonathan: You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
  • Allison: Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
  • Steve: The best place to be when you’re sad is Grandpa’s lap.

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